Auto-Tune the News #4: spa regulation. serbians. sotomayor.

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Auto-Tune the News #4: spa regulation. serbians. sotomayor.

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    Urgent issues call for equally urgent harmonies, and they are provided by politicians, pundits, and gorillas alike in this chapter of news opera.nnYouTube 2! ht

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    Urgent issues call for equally urgent harmonies, and they are provided by politicians, pundits, and gorillas alike in this chapter of news opera.nnYouTube 2! youtube.com/thegregorybrothersnFacebook! facebook.com/gregorybrothersnTwitter! twitter.com/gregorybrothersnWebs & Store! thegregorybrothers.comnnLyrics:nnEG: Ay, nah nah, hey hey, nah nah ay ohnMG: I agreenEG: Where all the shawties on the court?nnJS: It's ridiculous, one woman on the Supreme Court, uh, doesn't seem right to me.nnEG: Ain't nobody have a breakfast with all sausage and no eggs.nnMG: We need a shawty with a hot body and sexy legs.

    nnEG: When the court convenes it's an ancient sausage festival.

    nnMG: Only two ovaries, sixteen testicles..

    nnBB: There are so many qualified women out there.nnMG: Qualified to get low in they apple-bottomed robe.

    nnMB: I completely agree with you.

    nnEG: And I complete agree, too.nnMG: How does Ginsburg stand being the only woman who ain't a man?nnBB: Judge Ginsburg said, she's really very lonely without another woman.

    nnMG, EG, BB: Without another woman, lonely without another woman!nnEG: I know what it's like with a woman gone, cryin in the nude with the curtains drawn.nnMB: Breaking news!nnEG, MG: Oh snap! News is broken! Breaking news, in ya face! nnMB: Obama has picked Sonia Sotomayor.

    nnEG, MG: She's a shawty, She's a Boricua!nnEG: Jurisprudent!nnJS: With soft thighs!nnMG: And other soft features, that Ginsburg can appreciate, stayin up late, makin sure to thanknheaven above.nnEG: because she ain'tnnAll: lonely without another woman, lonely without another woman! nnEG: Listen up, y'all, Joe Biden's got a shout out!nThis one goes out to all the serbiansnAnd also the ladiesnBut mostly the SerbiansnnJB: And until the Serbian peoplenLook themselves in the facenUnderstand what their leaders have donenAnd convinced them ofnUntil that moment arrivesnSerbian people will notnBe able to shed this notion of victimizationnThat all of their leaders prey uponnAnd manipulate them withnUntil that moment arrivesnUntil the Serbian people look themselves in the facenUntil that moment arrivesnUntil that moment arriiiiiiiiivesnnKC: April showers bring May flowersnBut what do May flowers bring?nAG: Romance for a shawtynKC: Possibly lead poisoningnAG: ::Barf::nKC: Lead poisoningnAG: ::Barf, barf:: I'm gettin sick liken::Barf, barf, barf, barf, barf::nKC: Before you dig in and start to enjoy all thenFruits and vegetables of your labornAG: ShawtynKC: You'd better get your soil tested firstnAG: OhnKC: Your soil tested firstnAG: Oh, I live in the ghettonSo I'll expect the worstnKC: Paint chippings and old pesticidesnMay be buried insiiiiidenAG: Me, oh mynKC: Raising the level of lead in the soilnThe tests are inexpensivenAnd some local health departmentsnDo them for freeeeeeeenAG: Even for a talking head thug like me?nKC: Once you're in the clearnMary, Mary quite contrarynPlant awaynAG: OkaynAnd when asked how does your garden grownTell them it's healthy, green and lead-freenAG: I'll say it's healthy, green and lead-free, shawtynKC: HealtheeeeeeenAG: Healtheeeeeee, believe menI ain't tryna munch on a poison zucchininnNG: This bill actually has the secretary of energynRegulating jacuzzisnNow, the ideastrikes menAs close to being nutsnnAG: I agree--I'm an angry gorilla and that makes me angrynnJI: The only jacuzzis this will regulatenWill have to produce 2,500 mega watts of energynnAG: You made me angry with liesnHurt my angry gorilla pride; I'm angrynnNG: On page 233, uhnLine 5: portable electric spasnnAll: Portable electric spas!nnMG: No spa is above the law!nnNG: Now, I don't know what a portable electric spa isnI was told it was a jacuzzinBut that's in this billnnAG: So it's true!nI'm no longer angry at younMy original anger's renewednnJI: We will give you a hot spanThat is energy efficientnI hope that doesn't offend younnAG: He might have a pointnMy anger's makin a switchnCuz you're being a little b*$&nBut maybe not nMaybe you're just defending freedom and justice for jacuzzisnohhhhhhnWhat's this? a single tear that is wet that i shednnWhen an angry gorilla criesnWho's gonna be there to dry his eyes?nAnd when an angry gorilla's depressednWho's gonna heal him with a soft caress?nOoh ooh ah ah, the tears are rolling down my cheeksnOoh ooh ah ah, liquid sorrow that my eyes excretennAnd I'm a soulja, but a soulja's got feelings,nDon't know whom to lend my anger to,nAnd that's why I'm crestfallen and confusednnShawty

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